sir
millard mulch
how to sell the whole f#@!ing universe
to everybody
= carl king, feat. morgan agren, devin townsend
sir millard mulch (carl king): guitar, bass, sequencing, vocals
virgil donati
dave meros
nick d'virgilio
lale larson
morgan ågren: drums
larry boothroyd
nils frykdahl
mark critchley
ian strong
will maier
chris parsons
devin townsend
paul mazurkiewicz
all songs composed, recorded, produced, mixed and mastered by sir millard
mulch
disc one
- principles of egyptian salesmanship
- dr. whilton poplle's personal slave II
- fantastic!
- brian tracy caesar salad
- chariots of the sales gods
- i'm an artist and i sholdn't have to work for a living!
- hardball 2 (estradasphere)
- cap'n jack's straight-from-the-can applesfish!
- james pitts in bondage IV : moving target
- maximum volumizer
- higher (creed)
- h2o2verphone telethon
- the boy with the perfectly square butthole strikes back
- drinkt the secret milkshake
- every child is a creator
- i don't wanna be a salesman!
- ring around the hedgehog
- metronomes & make-up
- you're not my hero anymore
- brunch with bronco nagasaki
- not ready for retail?
- check out our exclusive fall season spectacular of indestructible bra
hooks
- when the sales gods compute your karmic worth, you can join your mystic
brethren in the centerof the earth
- let's move (dance mix)
- the monkey steals the peaches
- fake boobies!
- how to pretend you're stuped like everyone else so you can become
gainfully employed and enjoy limited time on this fucking useless planet in
just five-zillion easy steps!
- i hate retro!
- pokin gthe eye of the beholder
- prelude to mundus imaginalis
- dennis rodman fukking basketball 1998
- mary go buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy!
- ultimate radio interview that will make me famous forever
- the world is brainwashed catering, llc
disc two
- what is the concept behind this huge, unlistenable album?
- hemisphere III: hermes
- all hail hermes!
- the sacred craft
- foundations of ironicynicism in the 21st century
- how to sell the whole f#@!ing universe to everybody, once and for all!
- come sale way (styx)
- the thirteen beautiful brazen pillars of nicompoopery
- the final battle between art & commerce
- executive producer brings the rock opera to a cost-effective ending
- all hail hermes! (reprise)
- if a composer falls in the woods...
- tj's original surrogate activity soup! (made from 100% instead of
ingredients!)
- the best job in the world (sales is)
- the ultimate artistic medium is the consciousness of other people
- food pirates of galpheve IV
- normal life is boring!
- no-no, the headless ant
- there's a market for everything but me
- god bless the riaa!
- coagula et solve or something
- bad imitation of buckethead?
- food magnetizer
- how to quit your job and make millions!
- sir millard mulch's olde tyme parade of magickal amusements
- from selling nothing to selling nothing
- and the merchants of earth shall weep and mourn
- shipt from an old minutemen song
- i'm just an artsy chick with an acoustic guitar (you think)
- geophagyopathy & you
- the modern day comparison refuses to die!
- saleswoman of the year
- unknown triumph (schlegel)
- and now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
- the sorld's greatest salesman!
- all sales finale!
- the great strength of our professional affiliations / how to spend music
industry currency
- bankruptcy & beyond!
- wom battle them (-$6,000)