how to sell the whole f#@!ing universe
= carl king, feat. morgan agren, devin townsend
sir millard mulch (carl king): guitar, bass, sequencing, vocals
morgan ågren: drums
all songs composed, recorded, produced, mixed and mastered by sir millard
- principles of egyptian salesmanship
- dr. whilton poplle's personal slave II
- brian tracy caesar salad
- chariots of the sales gods
- i'm an artist and i sholdn't have to work for a living!
- hardball 2 (estradasphere)
- cap'n jack's straight-from-the-can applesfish!
- james pitts in bondage IV : moving target
- maximum volumizer
- higher (creed)
- h2o2verphone telethon
- the boy with the perfectly square butthole strikes back
- drinkt the secret milkshake
- every child is a creator
- i don't wanna be a salesman!
- ring around the hedgehog
- metronomes & make-up
- you're not my hero anymore
- brunch with bronco nagasaki
- not ready for retail?
- check out our exclusive fall season spectacular of indestructible bra
- when the sales gods compute your karmic worth, you can join your mystic
brethren in the centerof the earth
- let's move (dance mix)
- the monkey steals the peaches
- fake boobies!
- how to pretend you're stuped like everyone else so you can become
gainfully employed and enjoy limited time on this fucking useless planet in
just five-zillion easy steps!
- i hate retro!
- pokin gthe eye of the beholder
- prelude to mundus imaginalis
- dennis rodman fukking basketball 1998
- mary go buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy!
- ultimate radio interview that will make me famous forever
- the world is brainwashed catering, llc
- what is the concept behind this huge, unlistenable album?
- hemisphere III: hermes
- all hail hermes!
- the sacred craft
- foundations of ironicynicism in the 21st century
- how to sell the whole f#@!ing universe to everybody, once and for all!
- come sale way (styx)
- the thirteen beautiful brazen pillars of nicompoopery
- the final battle between art & commerce
- executive producer brings the rock opera to a cost-effective ending
- all hail hermes! (reprise)
- if a composer falls in the woods...
- tj's original surrogate activity soup! (made from 100% instead of
- the best job in the world (sales is)
- the ultimate artistic medium is the consciousness of other people
- food pirates of galpheve IV
- normal life is boring!
- no-no, the headless ant
- there's a market for everything but me
- god bless the riaa!
- coagula et solve or something
- bad imitation of buckethead?
- food magnetizer
- how to quit your job and make millions!
- sir millard mulch's olde tyme parade of magickal amusements
- from selling nothing to selling nothing
- and the merchants of earth shall weep and mourn
- shipt from an old minutemen song
- i'm just an artsy chick with an acoustic guitar (you think)
- geophagyopathy & you
- the modern day comparison refuses to die!
- saleswoman of the year
- unknown triumph (schlegel)
- and now, the moment you've all been waiting for...
- the sorld's greatest salesman!
- all sales finale!
- the great strength of our professional affiliations / how to spend music
- bankruptcy & beyond!
- wom battle them (-$6,000)